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 Merry #$%*8#* Christmas

Posted on May 9, 2024 by dello

Posted 12-10-2023 Happy Holidays: This is the time of year where everyone I meet is either really happy and full of the holiday spirit, or really miserable and waiting for the season to be over. It is a real eye opener to take a trip to the local Walmart. I had to make a trip to the post office the other day, Friday, with my mother. This is the way mom does things; We’re drinking coffee, watching the morning news, I’m going through all of my overnight emails and posting/printing what I need, Mom stands up and says, “Well, we

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Notes from the Edge 10-13-23

Posted on April 8, 2024 by Author Sam Wolfe

Notes from the Edge: October 13th 2023 I thought about entitling this what the Hell is wrong with me but Idon’t like to get too dramatic. Even so, there is something wrongwith me. I just don’t seem to see things the same way as other peopledo. For instance, just before I sat down to write this I turned thechannel to a movie channel to listen to movies while I work.Pathetic, I know, but I do it every night. The T.V. Is behind me so Ihave to turn to see it. So, I don’t. I just listen. But, sometimesit’s so good

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Posted on April 7, 2024 by Author Sam Wolfe

  Ten things that evolve as you age… After you take a drink of anything, you sometimes have to remember to close your mouth and swallow. You would think that would be forever automatic, but it isn’t. When your socks evolve into left and right socks? It is time for new socks. Bending over causes a gas, umm, problem… You find yourself at the backdoor staring out at the backyard. You know you went out there for a reason but you cannot remember what it was. So, you close the door, head back to the TV, and then you remember

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Posted on April 3, 2024 by Author Sam Wolfe

  The Joseph Short Story During the war years in the early 20th century, Joseph Short, a wealthy clothing mill owner, began a new division producing trousers for the United States Military. At the same time his own business was reduced by half, due to a cotton blight and rations having been cut even further as cotton was appropriated by the government for the war effort. Short had invested the sum of $58.000 in his mill and was stretched to the financial limit. The contracts for trousers were filled and payments were forthcoming from the military, but there were massive

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 Notes from the Edge 03-11-24

Posted on March 11, 2024 by dello

Ten things that evolve as you age… 1.       1: After you take a drink of anything, you sometimes have to remember to close your mouth and swallow. You would think that would be forever automatic, but it isn’t. 2.    2: When your socks evolve into left and right socks? It is time for new socks. 3.    3: Bending over causes a gas, umm, problem… 4.    4: You find yourself at the backdoor staring out at the backyard. You know you went out there for a reason, but you cannot remember what it was. So, you close the door, head

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Christmas is coming

Posted on March 4, 2024 by dello

Posted by Dell 12-21-23 3:21 A.M. Well here it is 2023 nearly finished, and it doesn’t look any different than 2022 did. Same politicians with the same promises, same clouds in the sky, same snow on the ground, same Turkeys trying to eat my Fred cat. I know it sounds funny but it isn’t. As you probably didn’t know we’re out here in the boondocks, well, the lesser boondocks, okay, the suburbs of the boondocks. There are some woods here, okay? The turkeys live in the woods, and that’s fine. That’s fine because Fred lives in the house. No problem,

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